Thursday, January 31, 2008

On London

Recently I had the opportunity to go down to London to visit some close friends of mine. Now I guess I could tell you about the wonderful time we had...or I could just whine about the capital!!

London is BIG, I mean stupidly big. OK so there are several American settlements that dwarf it but nonetheless it is rather massive. I was astounded to see that a train journey from Euston (universal arrival station for us up north) to where I was going to meet up was estimated at a little under an hour - no journey withing the same city confines should take that long!! OK, so it actually took ten minutes, even with changing trains due to cancellations but the point stands.

On arrival at Euston I was greeted (not personally) by several policemen strolling the station keeping watch. I guess this is necessary because of the terror attacks but it is still a strange sight. The only other time I've seen police at a train station was when Liverpool Central went into lockdown because of fire, and even then it was only two bobbies casually leaning on a wall.

The next step into weirdness was purchasing an Oyster Card, London's new travel solution. Not too far from Science Fiction the card is "topped up" and then swiped over a reader on your journey deducting money for your travel as you go along. The most bizarre thing was when the system extended to buses too, you no longer have to exchange words with the driver you just beep yourself in and get off creating a very impersonal feel, which apparently suits Londoners down to the ground.

After meeting up with my friends and perusing the National Gallery one of the first sights of London was to see a large black man unashamedly singing and dancing in front of the historic building. People were passing by absently videoing him, but apparently his rendition of "Billie Jean" really got them going. There aren't many such nutters up north but enough for it not to be a complete shock. It makes you wonder why they do it though, I mean was he just hoping that Simon Cowell was going to take in some art that day or did he have some perverse need to publicly express himself. Nonetheless I got a good few seconds video out of it and moved on like everyone else.

The last negative, fuelled by Oyster Card human independence is the dispassionate nature of people travelling in London. On the tube it is practice to avoid all contact with people on your journey..which begs the question why put all the seats facing each other! Anyway, I managed to get onto a tube train by jamming my bag into the door at the last second. Anywhere else the people on the train would be having a giggle about it and swapping stopries of close shaves for the next few stops at least, but on the tube everyone just stared at the floor. No sense of humour whatsoever just minds numbed by travel on a system designed to be as inhuman as possible.

OK, so it's not quite that bad, and we did have one nice conversation on the tube. And it was a good day out, but nonetheless the big city is a weird weird place!!

Word of the post: Vignette - noun
1.a decorative design or small illustration used on the title page of a book or at the beginning or end of a chapter.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Weekly Quote W/E 26/01/08

Bit late...I've been busy...tell you later

"It is better to marry than to burn." - 1 Corinthians 7v9

Now there's motivation!!!

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Weekly Quote W/E 19/01/08

Well there's not much to say really...another week has gone, so here's another quote. Oh I think it may be the last Facebook one...oooh!

"The way to become famous fast is to throw a brick at someone who is famous" - Walter Winchell

Till next time...

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Stuff I've read recently 2

Hello. Well it's been a shamefully long time since my last one of these posts, so long I could barely remember I'd done one of these and I'm struggling to remember which books I've read since the last one, though that's not to say I've read lots, just a few...and very slowly! But anyway, it's still a good practice to remember what I've read, and if you find it interesting then all the better.

I'll start with the Bible, I've got through a fair few books of it while plodding through secular literature. Since there's a few books to get through and my summaries have generally been grossly inadequate I'll just note down the books I've read and maybe link to better written reviews later.

The Bible - God et al.

Since the last post I've read through Jeremiah, Lamentations, Ezekiel, Daniel, Hosea and Joel. These books, especially the early ones take place during a time when Israel/Judah had been humiliated and defeated by the nations around them, but these books emphasise God's control and authority during this dark period in Israel's history, which was ultimately his judgement on them.

Planet Simpson - Chris Turner

"On Thursday 21st January 1993, around 8.20pm I was standing on the edge of a dance floor at a campus pub called Alfie's with a glass of cheap draught beer in my hand. The dance floor before me was packed with people, all of them waiting - as was I - for the nest mind-blowing riff from the in-house entertainment."

This is one of the first non-fiction books I'd read in ages, or at least the first I'd read purely for entertainment. It tracks how the development of pop-culture has influenced the dysfunctional yellow family and how they have had more than a little impact on it in return. While at times a little overreaching in my opinion the book charts how the show is one of the most vivid and accurate reflections of consumer culture in modern times. Dense, but a very easy read I would recommend it to anyone who wants to think a little more about the impact one TV show has had on our world.

Elephants can remember - Agatha Christie

I've returned this to my Dad so I don't have the opening line, but it was a great read nonetheless. Again Christie shows her great ability to weave unique and thrilling plotlines in many different ways. This story builds on intrigue rather than tension, with the murder being long in the past and no one at real risk of death. The story follows a girl's need to find out whether her parent's death was murder or suicide. No one knows, there is little evidence to prove anything other that that they are dead and most witnesses so old they only have foggy recollections. With this scant evidence Poirot must try to piece together an ancient case, and makes good reading while doing so.

Transformers: Ghosts of Yesterday - Alan Dean Foster

"Standing taller than a thirty-six-story building and weighing six million, seven hundred thousnd pounds, in the year 1969 the Saturn V moon rocket was the biggest man-made object ever sent to space."

While I wouldn't class this as one of the best books I've read, and tie-in fiction is hardly renowned for it's masterful prose, it was still a pretty decent read. The book is set around the time of the Moon Launch where a secret crew enter space and inadvertantly find their way into the middle of the conflict between the Decepticons and Autobots, not knowing who to trust and struggling to survive, lost in space and outclassed by the far superior Transformer race. Some of the details were a bit unclear and there seem to be a few discrepancies between it and the film it prepares you for, but nonetheless it was a good intro. If you're a fan of the film and want to know more then it's probably worth the flutter, otherwise I wouldn't rush out to get it.

Untold Stories - Alan Bennett

"There is a wood, a canal, the river, and above the river the railway and the road. It's the first proprer country that you get as you come north out of Leeds, and going home on the train I pass the place quite often. Only these days I look. I've been passing the place for years without looking because I didn't know it was a place, that anything had happened there to make it a place."

While prose this was again one of the few non-fiction books that I've read in recent times and though it's taken far too long I'm glad to say that I read it and enjoyed it. The book is comprised of numerous pieces of writing including prose, essays and Alan's diaries. The title piece is an autobiographical account focused on his mother's deppresion, but telling a good chunk of his life's story around it. While non-fiction it certainly has the flow of a prose piece, and it took me a good few pages to realise it was about real life, which to me made it all the more interesting. The man has had an interesting and diverse life yet he tells his story with a good deal of humility or "shyness" as he so often terms it. There is a great variation in types of writing and that keeps it fresh and readable throughout and as a last note the man manages to talk about art and actually make me interested and sympathetic to him as he manages to approach it with both a collector's eye and an appreciation of how it looks to someone who's come into the gallery to keep warm - a rare gift in my book!!

The Forever War - Joe Haldeman

"'Tonight we're going to show you eight silent ways to kill a man.' The guy who said that was a sergeant who didn't look five years older than me. So if he'd ever killed a man in combat, silently or otherwise, he'd done it as an infant."

The Forever War is more my cup of tea, being an epic and unique Science Fiction adventure. The story is told of William Mandella, recruited into a war against an unknown enemy, the Taurans, and finding he spends much longer at war than he could possibly imagine. The method of travelling they use distorts time so when they first attack the Taurans they spend a few days attacking with limmited success, then return only to find decades have past, Earth's economy crumbled and reformed. Unable to cope with such a drastically changed homeworld he returns to the army only to have his so called "veteran" status mean he gets promoted and pushed into command and back into the field. Time and again he fights the unknown, time and again he returns to a drastically changed world, how will a man cope under such circumstances. This book has well deserved the awards placed on it and I reccommend it highly.

Well I've taken up enough space so I'll leave it at that methinks, well apart from word of the post
Word of the post: Apropos - adverb

1.fitting; at the right time; to the purpose; opportunely.
2.Obsolete. by the way.




Saturday, January 12, 2008

Weekly Quote W/E 12/01/08

Well I've nearly blundered my way through another set of books, taking much longer than needed, but hopefully I'll be able to post about literature and add a splash of interesting colour in addition to these quotations. But for now, here's yet another one...

"So what you're saying is we all have to live like hermits or eskimos or thirdworldsters just so we can save 19 species of hummingbirds so they're around to get fried when the sun goes mental?!" - Mitchel and Webb, That Mitchell and Webb Sound, Vol 1

Back soon I hope

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

And a happy new year!

Well we're a good nine days in now, but I though I may as well post something welcoming y'all to another few weeks of constantly getting the date wrong!! 2008 will get some getting used to, for some reason I never even realised until now I'm quite fond of 2007, it having a much better ring to it than any other year of the decade, with 2001 being a possible exception.

I digress, the number notwithstanding it is great to be in 2008 and to have a whole year to look forward to. Though for the most part the "new year" period is often taken up with reminiscing over the holidays which already seem so far away. Unlike the great majority of the British public I can still remember what went on over the festive period.

Christmas was early in on the holiday time, with only a few days to cram in a bit of last minute shopping before the big day. I've already detailed Christmas so I won't go into it much other than to say it was a nice day spent with family eating chocolate and watching embarrasing home videos...as always! Immediately after I caught up with some close friends and we went to see I Am Legend which was the well written Sci-Fi thrill ride it promised to be. The next few days were spent "chilling" and catching up with folks.

New Years Eve I spent with Edd, who I hadn't seen for a while due to conflicting work schedules. We set about wasting as much time as we could, bolstered by the fact that work rang to say they'd cancelled his shift and many an hour was spent on his Wii before I realised it was getting dark and I'd better get going before the very inclinous way home became even harder to traverse. On arriving home I got an invitation to have a Bourne Marathon evening to pass the New Year, it was good fun and I got to put my doughnut maker (from mum and dad) to good use. We spent the crossover period arguing about how many seconds there were left as all of our watches disagreed!!

Well I'm now back to work, but I managed to squeeze in a few more catchups, a trip to the much missed Laser Quest (now Quasar) in Chester and even a wedding so all in all a very full and satisfactory holiday period. And that's probably enough from me now, but I'd like to wish all my reader(s) a very happy new year.

Word of the post: Proxy - Proxynoun, plural prox·ies.

1.the agency, function, or power of a person authorized to act as the deputy or substitute for another.

Monday, January 07, 2008

Weekly Quote W/E 05/01/08

Well a bit late and a bit of a gap again in bloggage I'm afraid. I've had a very satisfactory Christmas holiday which has kept me occupied and away from my computer. I will endeavour to let you know what I've been up to and do some kind of Happy New Year type post at some point, but for now...

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you with till you realise who'se in ruttin' comman here!" - Jayne Cobb, Firefly.

Speak to you soon

Monday, December 31, 2007

Weekly Quote W/E 29/12/07

A little bit late again, but who'se to quibble over a few days eh? I am ashamed to see I missed a week, but what with christmas shopping and that I can't be blamed surely? Well I'm going to quickly bring you another quote that adorns my Facebook homepage and who knows I might even post something else before the next one!

"To Alcohol! The cause and solution to all life's problems!" - Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

Till whenever we meet again.

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Behind the times

I was alarmed to discover that my PC is starting to get well erm...old! I bought two games this christmas, one for myself and one for a friend which I'm now keeping. The alarming thing about the first was that my processor is too slow. For quite some time my 2GHz processor has been head and shoulders above the requirements for games - but the latest Splinter Cell (which ain't that new actually) requires a 3GHz minimum speed to operate. Since I'm something opf a cheapskate I hadn't bought a new game in some time and had assumed my noble steed would bear the brunt of any new game loaded onto it, but apparently not.

Another game will just about squeeze onto my processor's capability, but I was halted in the installation process because there was simply no space on my hard disk to contain it. I found it hard to believe that my 70G had been consumed already, but I couldn't escape the facts or deny that 70G is actually quite a small amount by today's standards. I uninstalled another game and a few useless programs to make room, but I still haven't loaded it out of shock.

While my 1G of RAM still hold it's head high, some games are starting to demand 2G in their lofty "recommended" stats. So what's a boy to do, I do have money to upgrade and maybe get an external hard drive, but with console exclusivity becoming more and more common, the best route may be for me to succumb and get an Xbox 360.

Your sympathy is appreciated

Word of the post: Perennial - adjective
1.lasting for an indefinitely long time; enduring

P.S. The other game was Star Trek Legacy if you're interested

Friday, December 28, 2007

Merrylicious Festivatal Celebrationism

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas to you all!

(Note: that is much harder to type than to say!)

Well the big day has gone, but it's time I blogged about the fun filled malarky that comprises Christmas. The leadup to Christmas did naturally involve some pannicked shopping, running around the streets of Chester, but thankfully I got pretty much all of it done in two sessions, no wait, three. One gift was for a secret santa for the young people's group at my church. I bought a novelty pen that was about a foot long and still worked!!

My novelty present was very novel indeed. When desperately trying to think of ideas for what people could buy me I jokingly suggested that I could do with a green elephant along with a supply of green jelly babies with which to feed it. And sure enough when i openbed the wrapping of my gift I found a green elephant model (hand crafted) and a pack of jelly babies which rather made my day!! I'll post pictures when I get more batteries for my camera.

I actually found myself in a rather odd, unusually charitable state of mind when I was actually just as excited about other people's reactions to their gifts as I was about recieving mine. I don't know whether that means I'm unusually noble or whether I'm getting more apathetic about what I want, but nonetheless it made the day more cheerful. A factor in this is that I have a longstanding tradition of disguising present which makes it more fun. So a DVD was encased in a chocolates tin, complete with scrunched up paper to fool anyone who tried to shake it etc.

I got some good swag myself, I got a donut maker which I've tried out much to my satisfaction and a mountain of sweets with some DVDs and books thrown in. The amount of food was somewhat disturbing so I guess people think I'm a big eater, but my sister got tonnes of perfume and the like so I guess everyone thinks she smells, which is a small consolation.

I've enjoyed some good Christmas telly, notably the Doctor Who and Extras Christmas specials which were excellent and trips to the cinema to see Enchanted and I Am Legend, both of which were top class of their respective genres.

Well that's enough for now I think, see you soon

Word of the post: Vanquished tr.v.
    1. To defeat or conquer in battle; subjugate.
    2. To defeat in a contest, conflict, or competition.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Getting on

Yesterday I went to see my old High School's Carol Service and it was a great event and, as always, set to a very high standard. I arrived only just ahead of the children and managed to sneak in just before the opening procesion, barely finding a seat at all. I spotted a few teachers on my way in, but didn't have time to exchange fond memories with a horde of teenagers at my back ready to march in. I managed to find a seat, shamefully asking if it was free in English - habit that would be frowned upon by the educators I'd just passed.

The children marched in and it doesn't seem too long ago that I was one of them, shivering from standing out in the cold in just a shirt and trousers and occasionally having to deal with the added cold of a well placed snowball strike. Admittedly I don't remember too much of those days, but my better memories come from sixth form when I joined the older boys choir, mostly to get out of lessons, but also because I did genuinely enjoy it. It was a great communal experience as we all had to work together and I got to know a few lads from younger years who are still familiar faces and useful contacts at events like these where most people don't know me. I still remember the old anthem we had, which may have tragically been lost - we'd stand around the piano and start singing "Tom is gay and he's got no friends" repeatedly, moving around until everyone had been sung about, what better way is there to pshych each other up?

We also bolstered the teacher's choir, which now seems to have aquired a few more male voices, which is good as my friends and I provided pretty much the whole bass section back in the day. "Back in the day" definitely seems the way to describe it as I've now gone through Uni and come out the other side leaving a three year gulf between myself and those heady days of youth. I was shocked to see a girl I remember as a cohort in the school production on Nicholas Nickleby who was year 7, maybe 8 and is now a member of the Sixth Form, that made me feel very old!!

I managed to catch up with some friends I hadn't seen since A Levels which was a very pleasant reunion and was glad not to be the only one feeling nostalgic and a bit older!! But it was a great experience and I hope to go to many more.

Word of the post: Cloying –adjective
1.causing or tending to cause disgust or aversion through excess

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Weekly Quote W/E 15/12/07

Ok well I slipped in one post, but it's still not brilliant and I don't have a cold to cover me this time so I have to apologise profusely for lack of content once again and pawn you off with a quote.

"I am not so much disapointed as I am blinded with rage" - Fat Tony, The Simpsons

Till next time...

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The power of summon

It seems Facebook has powers over more than just communication, in a rare glimpse of it's true power today I met an school friend I hadn't seen for a while. So it appears Facebook has some ability not only to reaquaint you with friends, but to actually summon them to you!! As it continues to grow one wonders at what new capabilities this website might bring...

Or put another way - I saw my friend the day after adding her on Facebook, what a coincidence!!

Word of the post: Shambolic - adj. Chiefly British Slang

Disorderly or chaotic

Saturday, December 08, 2007

Weekly Quote W/E 09/12/07

Well I'm abashed to note that a week has passed without a single post of note, perhaps these weekly things will serve as a reminder to actually post stuff on my blog. As for my absence I blame a cold and a busy work schedule. But enough of my whining, here comes another quotation that tickles my fancy.

"No pain, no pain!" - source unknown...to me at least!

Hopefully I'll speak to you soon

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Weekly Quote W/E 01/12/07

OK so it's a little bit late, but i was away on the weekend so was unable to add last week's quote. I'm full of cold at the moment so am unable to think of anything else to write so I'll just post up the next quote from my Facebook profile.

"How can I change the world if I can't even change myself?" - Faithless, "Salva Mea"

Till something interesting happens goodbye

Friday, November 30, 2007

A conspiracy!

While at work the other day, my friend made a shocking discovery. A jigsaw, labeled as a 100 piece jigsaw was found to contain no less than 104 pieces! Assuming that this must be some error on our part we counted and recounted the pieces then assembled the jigsaw to make sure no pieces were missing or belonged to another jigsaw. But there it was, a completed jigsaw with no less than 4 pieces extra to the number clearly displayed on the box. Another jigsaw was checked, it too had four pieces more than displayed on the box. Such widespread deception can only be part of some dark scheme.

Be vigilant - check your jigsaws, if we can't trust Ravensburger it may be too late for all of us!!

In trepidation,

A Figleaf of your imagination.

Word of the post: Ramboesque - adj.

in the aggresive, mindless style of the fictional character Rambo

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Weekly Quote W/E 24/11/07

Well since there's not much to actually say about my goings on then I figured some kind of repetitive easy post would come in handy for keeping the blog looking all new and used. Since a dictionary of quotations was bestowed upon me a "quote of the week" seemed like a good idea. OK so most of the quotes will likely come from the Simpsons and other such media, but you never know I might get something good and deep out once in a while.

I'll start off with what's decorating my Facebook page for the first few weeks

"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose" - Jim Elliot

See you, either in a week or if something interesting happens!

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

More from Chester

I was brought again to the town of Chester by an unfortunate event. On Impulse I decided to go bowling with my friend Tim. Read more about him at his blog - link on my sidebar. But as we arrived at the alley we discovered that the bowl was fully booked until six (we were there at about two) - an unheard of situation. Left with nothing around us but furniture shops we decided to walk from the out of town retail park into chester itself, a good twenty minutes walk or so. Then we walked around chester for a bit grabbed some food and left.

Such events, annoying as they are, can often be quite fun in and of themselves and I must admit that despite the freezing cold we did have a good time. a highlight was listening to a rather extreme street preacher who was denouncing Islam as we passed and then within the same sentence moved on to the evil of materialism, explaining how the sin of sex, drugs and rock 'n roll came about in the sixties, led by "those four horsemen of the apocalypse from Liverpool, John Lennon Paul..." It was certainly an interesting interperetation, though I can't exactly see how the Beatles were sent from God and brought war, pestilence and the like to Earth!!

It certainly made the day out more interesting!! By the way, this isn't the african guy who is regularly in Chester - that guy's a legend!!!

Word of the post: Pugnacious - adj.

fond of fighting, belligerent

Friday, November 16, 2007

Squirrel based musings

I recently took a trip to Chester, which working afternoons only now affords me. As well as perusing the shops I decided to take a little stroll along the walls adjacent to Chester cathedral.

Whilst approaching the walls I noticed there is a designated pigeon feeding area featuring a dovecote type structure and a mass of the undying lords of traffic dust, commonly known as pigeons (if I haven't already posted by pigeon theory I shall do so soon). But creeping towards them, excellently disguised in similar colours was a squirrel, creeping amongst the birds to access the free food. This incident prompted me to remark to myself - "aha! A fox in wolve's clothing!" and it wasn't for some time that I realised that it wasn't quite the phrase I was looking for!!

Later I was reminded that, pests as they may be, squirrels are rather cute too! I observed one licking itself clean in the usual manner of such animals, but then it decided to dry itself off, and grabbed it's own tail and rubbed it's face clean, much as a human would use a towel. Such innovation got that individual squirrel my attention and respect.

Till next time!

Word of the post: Antidisestablishmentarianism -noun

opposition to the withdrawal of state support or recognition from an established church, esp. the Anglican Church in 19th-century England.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

There's a new hero in town!!
















Caption reads: Time Travelling Secret Agent Dinosaur For Hire

When you can't think of a post to write you can always steal content from Penny Arcade. Penny Arcade is an excellent website featuring regular updates in comic book form and indepth reviews of games both table top and video. If I had the remotest bit of artistic talent I would be doing my utmost best to rip them off, but as it is you're stuck with this blog for now!! The character above was created in a recent comic discussing the Writer's Guild strike - which left Gabe, the artist, on his own to come up with something to write about!!

Better than reading my explanation would be to visit the site itself - you'll find a link in my sidebar