While at work the other day, my friend made a shocking discovery. A jigsaw, labeled as a 100 piece jigsaw was found to contain no less than 104 pieces! Assuming that this must be some error on our part we counted and recounted the pieces then assembled the jigsaw to make sure no pieces were missing or belonged to another jigsaw. But there it was, a completed jigsaw with no less than 4 pieces extra to the number clearly displayed on the box. Another jigsaw was checked, it too had four pieces more than displayed on the box. Such widespread deception can only be part of some dark scheme.
Be vigilant - check your jigsaws, if we can't trust Ravensburger it may be too late for all of us!!
In trepidation,
A Figleaf of your imagination.
Word of the post: Ramboesque - adj.
in the aggresive, mindless style of the fictional character Rambo
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There is a simple explanation for all this jigsaw business.
Jigsaw makers are strange elf-like beings, and try to teach us lessons through the ways jigsaws are composed. The four that remain are the four that are missing from the 1000 piece puzzles, thus saying that if you seek riches(many pieces) you will recieve less, but if you are humble, you will recieve the four extra pieces as a reward.
Consequently if you are uber-honest and mail the four pieces back to Ravensburger they will reward you with an actual Raven Burger.
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