Weekly Quote Double - W/E 21/02/09

Looks like I might have missed one, oh well lucky for you I decided to pick a quote to grace the cover of my English folder so you can have that in addition to the latest book one.

"So now they have made our English tongue a gallimaufry and hodgepodge of all other speeches." - Edmund Spenser

"This is our island. It's a good island. Until the grown-ups come to fetch us we'll have fun." - Lord of the Flies, William Golding

There, honour is satisfied.

Ancient Artifacts

This is a genuine olden days document from a forgotten time, this is history in our hands folks and we should never forget the day the sun closed on an epic era.
















If you're wondering about the aeroplane it's my mouse mat!!

Word of the post: Rarity - –noun, plural -ties.

1.something rare, unusual, or uncommon

Weekly Quote - W/E 07/02/09

"Ah! He wanted to have that scent...to peel it from her skin and make her scent his own..." - Perfume, Patrick Suskind

Well done iTunes

I've managed to make a another foray into the world of music that I don't already know of thanks to the canny slyness of iTunes. Generally speaking I don't really go in for this download lark and I still haven't so iTunes haven't actually succeeded in getting any financial gain out of me as when I did make my purchase I went and bought one of those discs that come in a shiny plastic box from Zavvi, whose financial plight makes the shop in Chester a sad sight to see- with a big brand store that has half the shelves gathering dust, but at the same time does provide us with incredibly cheap stuff to get!!

I digress, anyway - I do like downloading some stuff - on the condition that it's FREE! I started enjoying this possibility when Feeder released a free track from their new album Silent Cry and not long after Coldplay let us download Violet Hill for a brief period before their new album's release. Not long after I found that you can get the "Single of the Week" for free from iTunes, giving you a brand new song for nothing every week...naturally!

The tracks aren't from massive chart topping bands, but they are from proper signed acts that do have CDs out and that you might hear on the radio and stuff. It's a good way to get a feel for the diversity of the current music out there and I've enjoyed sampling lots of different tracks, from instrumental Jazz group The Neil Cowley Trio to singer/songwriter Jessica Hoop. Some I've liked some I got bored of quickly, but one has stuck with me and caught my interest until it was actually the favourite song on my playlist. It got so good I just had to find out more.











The song was The '59 Sound by "The Gaslight Anthem" from the album of the same name. I'd had it sitting on my playlist for weeks but every now and again it's come up and I'd play it again until I realised that I really liked it. I hunted for the band's website to listen to some more stuff and like that as well and made a decision - I was going to use some money and buy the album.

And I haven't regretted a penny - well I slightly regret not using student discount, but I honestly felt so sorry for them I couldn't do it!! The band have a great set of songs that are very catchy but also have thought behind them. I found the album in the metal section, but I'd hardly describe them as such, though they are perhaps a little bit heavier than you average Indie band. What I like about them is their songs are kinda sad ('59 sound is about death) but they have a context (it poses the question of what song we might hear, with reference to an incident of someone dying at the same time they were playing or somesuch) but they aren't depressing or Emo and are actually quite uplifting.

I've listened to the album over and over and it still delights - I'm very grateful to iTunes as I'd probably not have come across this fantastic group, and certainly not bought a brilliant album.

Word of the post: Aplomb - noun

1.	imperturbable self-possession, poise, or assurance.

2.	the perpendicular, or vertical, position.

Weekly Quote W/E 31/01/09

"Apart from the curfew and manning the gates, the Night Watch didn't do a lot. This was partly because they were incompetent." Night Watch, Terry Pratchett

Weekly Quote W/E 24/01/09

"Monday 2 January 2 A.M. Oh, why am I so unattractive? Why? Even a man who wears bumblebee socks thinks I am horrible." - Bridget Jones's Diary, Helen Fielding.

Another strong contender

This one's probably more likely to win should there be a contest. This is just a fantastic song, I'm not sure why it popped into my head, but I'm sure glad it did!



Word of the post: Franchise –noun

1. a privilege of a public nature conferred on an individual, group, or company by a government

Weekly Quote W/E 10/01/09

"Stephen closed his eyes to hear his boots crush cackling wrack and shells. You are walking through it howsomever. I am, a stride at a tide. A very short space of time through very short times of space." - Ulysses, James Joyce

OK, that was mean...

I'll try and make up for it with a strong contender for greatest song of all time - the video quality isn't brilliant, but the song quality is bang on!



Yeah, c'mawn!


Word of the post: Skip - verb (used without object)

1.	to move in a light, springy manner by bounding forward with alternate hops on each foot.

2.	to pass from one point, thing, subject, etc., to another, disregarding or omitting what intervenes: He skipped through the book quickly.

3.	to go away hastily and secretly; flee without notice.

Spread the joy

For some unwanted and inexplicable reason I've had this song in my head for a few days and I thought I'd inflict it upon you all as well.



MWAHAHA!


Word of the post: Disparaging –verb (used with object), -aged, -ag⋅ing.

1.	to speak of or treat slightingly; depreciate; belittle

2.	to bring reproach or discredit upon; lower the estimation of

Weekly Quote W/E 03/01/08

"Fog everywhere, fog up the river, where it flows among green aits and meadows; fog down the river, where it rolls defiled among the tiers of shipping, and the waterside pollutions of a great (and dirty) city." - Bleak House, Charles Dickens.

Happy New Year

Just to let you know what's on - courtesy of Wikipedia

2009 (MMIX) is the current year, a common year starting on Thursday, January 1 of the Gregorian calendar.

2009 has been designated as the:

• International Year of Astronomy.^[1][2]
• International Year of Natural Fibres.^[3]
• International Year of Reconciliation.^[4]
• Year of the Ox (by the Chinese calendar)

Predicted and scheduled events

January

• January 3 - 111th United States Congress begins. A new delegate will be added for the Northern Mariana Islands.
• January 9 - Mahmoud Abbas's term as President of the Palestinian National Authority will end.
• January 15 - International Year of Astronomy Opening Ceremony at UNESCO HQ, Paris, France.^[13]
• January 20 - Inauguration of the new United States President, Barack Obama.
• January 26 - Annular solar eclipse.^[14]
• January 26 - Possession of "Extreme pornography" will become illegal in the United Kingdom.^[15]

February

• February - The NASA's Dawn spacecraft will flyby Mars for data and gravitational assist en route to Vesta and Ceres.^[16]
• February 1 - The International Cospas-Sarsat Satellite System will stop monitoring for 121.5 MHz and 243 MHz (Class B) signals from distress radiobeacons.^[17]
• February 2–15 - The FIS Alpine World Ski Championships 2009 will take place in Val-d'Isère, France.^[18]
• February 8 - The 51st Annual Grammy Awards will be held at Staples Center in Los Angeles, California.
• February 12 - Celebration of Abraham Lincoln's 200th birthday in the United States. The Abraham Lincoln Bicentennial Commission has scheduled a series of events in Washington, D.C.
• February 12 - Darwin Day, the 200th anniversary of the birth of Charles Darwin. Events are already being planned at the London Natural History Museum.
• February 12 - On STS-119, the Space Shuttle Discovery will deliver and install the fourth starboard truss segment on the International Space Station.^[19]
• February 13 - The Unix time number reaches 1234567890 seconds at 23:31:30 UTC.
• February 14 - Lithuania will celebrate the millennium of its name.
• February 17 - Analog television broadcasts will mostly end in the United States, as the Federal Communications Commission will require all full power stations to send their signals digitally.^[20]
• February 18–28 - The 2009 Winter Universiade will be held in Harbin, China.^[21][22]
• February 22 - The 81st Academy Awards will be held at the Kodak Theatre in Los Angeles, California.^[23]

March

• March - The United States will begin the first round of negotiations with the Trans-Pacific Strategic Economic Partnership countries on a possible free trade agreement.^[24]
• March 5 - The second World Baseball Classic will begin.
• March 5 - NASA's Kepler Mission, a space photometer which will search for extrasolar planets in the Milky Way galaxy, will be launched.^[19]
• March 5–7 - The 2009 Rugby World Cup Sevens will be hosted by Dubai.
• March 14 - Opening ceremony of Lille 3000, Europe XXL
• March 29 - The 60th FIA Formula One World Championship will begin in Melbourne, Australia.

April

• April - Albania and Croatia are expected to join NATO.
• April - The Women's Professional Soccer league will debut.^[25]
• April 2–5 - The 100 Hours of Astronomy begins. This is a cornerstone project of the International Year of Astronomy.^[26]
• April 4–6 - The 2009 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament Final Four will be held at Ford Field in Detroit, Michigan.^[27]
• April 13 - Citi Field, which will replace Shea Stadium as the home of the New York Mets, will open with a game against the San Diego Padres.
• April 16 - The New York Yankees will open their new Yankee Stadium, located across the street from the original facility, against the Cleveland Indians.
• April 24 - The Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter (LRO) and the LCROSS impactor will be launched to the Moon. Part of NASA's Lunar Precursor Robotic Program (LPRP).^[19]

May

• May - On STS-125, the Space Shuttle Atlantis will conduct the last servicing mission to the Hubble Space Telescope. It will be one of the most advanced missions in space.^[28][29][30]
• May - General Elections will be held in India.
• May 2 - Presidential Election will take place in Indonesia.
• May 3 - Parliamentary and Presidential Elections will take place in Panama.
• May 12 - General election and referendum on electoral reform will take place in British Columbia, Canada.^[31]
• May 15 - On STS-127, the Space Shuttle Endeavour will deliver and install the Exposed Facility of Japan's Kibo laboratory on the International Space Station.^[19]
• May 16 - The Final of the 54th Eurovision Song Contest will be held in Moscow, Russia.^[32]
• May 20 - The UEFA Cup final will be held in Şükrü Saracoğlu Stadium in Istanbul, Turkey. It will be the second European Final held in Istanbul this decade after the 2005 UEFA Champions League Final
• May 25 - Triple conjunction of Jupiter and Neptune, Jupiter 24' south. First of three triple conjunctions of Jupiter and Neptune.
• May 27 - UEFA Champions League Final will be held at the Stadio Olimpico in Rome, Italy.
• May 30 - Rededication of the Lincoln Memorial in Washington, D.C. Titled "Retrospective" the ceremony will recreate the program from the original May 30, 1922 ceremony.

June

• June 4-7 - The European Parliament election 2009 will take place, the exact date varies depending on country.
• June 7 - A referendum on changing the Act of Succession will be held in Denmark.
• June 6–13 - The World Air Games will be held in Turin, Italy.^[33]
• June 12 - Iran will hold is 10th Presidential Election.^[34]

• June 14–28 - The FIFA Confederations Cup will be held in South Africa.^[35]

July

• July 1 - Sweden takes over the Presidency of the Council of the European Union from the Czech Republic.
• July 1–12 - The Summer Universiade will take place in Belgrade, Serbia.^[36]
• July 3–5 - The Global Conference on Abraham Lincoln at St Catherine’s College, University of Oxford.
• July 11 - The Ares I-X test flight of the first stage of the Ares I launch vehicle, the crew launch vehicle of NASA's Constellation program.^[19]
• July 13 - Triple conjunction of Jupiter and Neptune, Jupiter 37' south. Second of three triple conjunctions of Jupiter and Neptune.
• July 14 - 2009 Major League Baseball All-Star Game will be held at the Busch Stadium in St. Louis, Missouri.^[37]
• July 22 - Total solar eclipse. The longest lasting total solar eclipse of the 21st century.^[38][39]
• July 30 - On STS-128, the Space Shuttle Atlantis will use the MPLM Donatello to deliver experiment and storage racks to the International Space Station.^[19]

August

• August 23–30 - The 2009 World Rowing Championships regatta will be held at the Lake Malta in Poznań, Poland.
• August - The 30th Anniversary of the foundation of the Puerto Rico Statehood Students Association.

September

• September - The Burj Dubai in Dubai, UAE will be completed. It is already the tallest man-made structure ever built.^[40][41]
• September 12 - TCF Bank Stadium at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities will open against the Air Force Academy.
• September 14 - Parliamentary election in Norway.
• September 27 - Federal election in Germany.
• September 29 - The NASA's MESSENGER spacecraft will make its final flyby of Mercury, decreasing the velocity for orbital insertion on March 18, 2011.^[42]

October

• October - The Supreme Court of the United Kingdom will be opened.^[43]
• October - Presidential elections in Tunisia.
• October 1 - Denmark will begin turning off Analogue TV.
• October 2 - The host city of the 2016 Summer Olympics will be announced at the 121st Session (which will also be the XIIIth Olympic Congress) of the International Olympic Committee to be held in Copenhagen, Denmark.
• October 10 - The "Conference on Precession and Ancient Knowledge" (CPAK) will be held at the National Academy of Sciences Beckman Center at the University of California, Irvine.
• October 15 - On STS-129, the Space Shuttle Discovery will deliver integral components including gyroscopes, tank assemblies, and a spare latching end effector for the station's robotic arm to the International Space Station.^[19]
• October 25 - Presidential Elections in Uruguay.

November

• November - Singapore will host the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) forum.
• November - Presidential Elections in Romania.
• November - The retail sale of incandescent light bulbs will be banned in Australia.^[44]
• November - The NASA's WISE mission will be launched. It will survey the entire sky in the infrared with far greater sensitivity than any previous mission ever has, over hundreds of millions of astronomical objects will be catalogued.^[19]
• November 29 - Presidential Elections in Honduras.
• November 30 - Vancouver, Canada will open the Canada Line rapid transit line connecting Vancouver with Richmond, British Columbia and the Vancouver International Airport.
• November 30 – December 11 - The UNFCCC's COP15 Copenhagen 2009 conference will be held in Copenhagen, Denmark.^[45]

December

• December 10 - On STS-130, the Space Shuttle Endeavour will deliver and install the Node 3 and the Cupola on the International Space Station.^[19]
• December 11 - Presidential election in Chile.
• December 12 - The Oasis of the Seas cruise ship will make its maiden voyage. When completed it will be the largest passenger ship ever built, carrying 5,400 passengers.^[46][47]
• December 20 - Triple conjunction of Jupiter and Neptune, Jupiter 34' south. Last of three triple conjunctions of Jupiter and Neptune.
• December 31 - The deadline for implementation of the controversial United States legislation REAL ID Act.^[48][49]

Unknown dates

• Apple, Inc. will release another update of their operating system, Mac OS X v10.6 "Snow Leopard".
• Asunción, the capital of Paraguay, will be the American Capital of Culture.
• Bosnia and Herzegovina, Montenegro, Ukraine and Georgia hope to join NATO program Membership Action Plan, the last step before full membership.
• Completion of the Metro Gold Line (LACMTA) Expansion and the Expo Line in Los Angeles, California.
• Completion of the Three Gorges Dam in China.
• Completion of the Virgin Galactic Spaceport in New Mexico, United States.
• East African Community to implement a common currency called the East African shilling.
• First flight of the SpaceX Dragon commercial manned orbital spacecraft.
• Intel will release as many as five new microprocessor variants of the Nehalem microarchitecture throughout the year. The Beckton variant may have as many as eight cores.
• Jay Leno begins a new late night television talk show, tentatively titled The Jay Leno Show.
• A restart of the Large Hadron Collider is scheduled for summer 2009. The LHC was shut down on 19 September 2008 after problems with a magnet quench.
• New Zealand will stop the sales of incandescent light bulbs.
• Next award of the Sylvester Medal.
• Opening of Tseung Kwan O South Line, MTR, Hong Kong.
• Possible launch of the KEO satellite time capsule. If it is not launched in 2009, it will be launched in 2010.
• Possible start of construction for a fixed-guideway mass transit system for Honolulu.
• RFSA's Phobos-Grunt, sample return from Phobos.
• Tesla Motors will mass produce the Tesla Model S, its second electric car.
• The completion of the Sound Transit Central Link Light Rail system in Seattle.
• The Boeing 747-8 will achieve entry into service (EIS).
• The Compact of Free Association between the United States and Palau expires.
• The final phase of the L.A. Live project will be completed, including a 54-story Ritz-Carlton/JW Marriott hotel and the 14-screen West Coast flagship theatre multiplex operated by the Regal Entertainment Group.
• The Dallas Cowboys New Stadium will be inaugurated.
• The Greenville Bridge will open to traffic.
• The United Kingdom will continue a 5-year process to cease analog television broadcasts region-by-region, with Granada, HTV Wales and Westcountry Television.^[50]
• The University of Greenland will move into a new research complex called Llimmarfik.
• Vilnius, the capital of Lithuania, is going to be the European Capital of Culture.
• Western Australia will vote on the controversial topic of daylight saving time.
• World Trade Center Tower 5 will have its groundbreaking ceremony in New York City.
• Australia will begin turning off Analogue TV.

Have a good one guys!

Word of the post: Reroute - to change the route or path of, to send another way; also written re-route

Stuff I've read recently 6

It's not been too horrendously long since my last one of these I don't think and with Christmas and being far busier than I've ever been before I think I'm excused (though that excuse is already starting to sound tired.) Anyway here's a look at some of the literature that's stumbled across my way in recent weeks.

The Bible - God et al

Right well I've caught up with myself and am now in 1 Corinthians, having read the Gospels I missed and jumped over the ones I didn't...yeah. Anyway the combination of the story of Jesus along with Paul's God-inspired instruction has been very helpful reading. I should really think about how to do these things properly, but I think just letting you know what I've been up to will suffice for now.

Running the Race - R.C. Sproul

A nifty collection of pieces from Sproul's work aimed at graduates who are looking at what to do next with their lives, it felt appropriate to my situation and it was on my bookshelf so I decided it was worth reading. The book tends to aim at the non-Christian, which is probably it's remit so I can't criticise it on that, but I did find some of the subject matter, a lot of which deals with postmodernism and worldviews, a little heavy handed and the fact that it was drawn from a number of previously published books and articles meant it felt a little disjointed at times. But nonetheless it speaks truth and wisdom and is a valuable read especially for someone finishing University.

Marvel 1602 - Neil Gaiman

I'd been intrigued by this book and it's author for some time so I decided to pick it up. The book covers the stories of famous Marvel characters and looks at them as if they had been born and changed during the reign of Elizabeth the 1st. It weaves a fascinating tale, with the X-Men as feared "Witchbreed" hunted by the Spanish Inquisition and many other heroes struggling to find their way. For me it was a great way to become familiar with Marvel characters like Nick Fury and Dr Strange by putting them out of usual context, but it also spun a fascinating mystery that I eagerly turned the pages to unravel.

Captain Corelli's Mandolin (Abridged Audio) - Louis de Bernieres

Perhaps this would usually be by "main" as it is one of the great modern classics but as I picked it up as a free abridged audio in one of those newspaper giveaway thingies I'll put it amongst it's commoner friends or it's less well renowned friends I should perhaps say. The epic love story begins with a sleepy Greek island discussing the distant possibility of invasion by wartime forces. This invasion comes in the form of the Italian forces who occupy the towns and bring with them the kind and gentlemanly Captain Corelli, who falls in love with the girl in whose house he stays, and gradually she with him. But love is never simple and certainly not so in war and as the Axis loses and a group of rebels decide they should rule and as peace finally returns the story of two lovers takes it's time and brings more into their lives than they could imagine.

Star Wars Coruscant Nights: Jedi Twilight - Micheal Reaves

As always I'm a big Star Wars fan so reading this book was a foregone conclusion, but I got into this book a lot more than I expected to it and was pleasantly surprised as I read it, something I wouldn't expect when reading my favourite genre. The story covers the life of a fugitive Jedi living in the underlevels of Coruscant where the sun is blocked by the gleaming towers where the civilised folk live and the Empire rules. His life changes dramatically when Darth Vader comes looking for him and so do a bunch of others, some friends, some foes, some with no idea of what they truly desire. A great ensemble of new characters and a few well placed cameos make this a treat for SW fans and a gripping story in a fantastic setting makes it a worthy tale in it's own right.

Sandman Vol1: Preludes and Nocturns - Neil Gaiman

I got my hands on another piece of Gaiman's work, perhaps his most famous, well in the comic book world at least. The Sandman weaves an epic tale of what happens when the God of Dreams is captured by an occult group seeking to imprison Death itself. The consequences for the world are grave when dreams are denied them and for those who seek to take his power when he finally breaks free and exacts his revenge. Dream, or Morpheus, journeys across our world, and goes literally to hell and back to regain his power coming across villains who want to control his abilities and a few familiar DC characters also as his journey goes on. A fascinating and disturbing tale that stands out on the graphic novel bookshelf.

The Arrival - Shaun Tan

Incredible book introduced to me and devoured during an English lecture! A fantastic graphic work using only it's captivating illustrations to tell a believable tale of a displaced refugee in a fantastic world, yet with all the difficulties faced in the real world such as the need for food, and language and cultural barriers. Thoroughly captivating.

Batman: Year One - Frank Miller

A fascinating read as I begin to see more and more of Miller's influence on Christoper Nolan's new Dark Knight on screen. The book covers the return of playboy millionair Bruce Wayne to Gotham and how he takes his first tenuous steps as the caped crusader, tackling the gunmen, dealers and bent cops of the city. It also weaves a compelling tale of Lt Gordon's arrival in the city, how he too has to face up to corruption and makes his stand in the criminal city. I was surprised by it's brevity considering the power and punch of Dark Knight Returns, but it is still a great story of the caped crusader.

And now on to the 'main' course

Well it;s two books actually, one's SF t'other's not, neither fit into the usual 'classic' category reserved for the main as I decided to branch out a bit, but anyway these books are "what I was reading"

Neuromancer - William Gibson

A fantastic book, one of the seminal works of "cyberpunk" the subgenre of Sci-Fi that explores the gritty possibilities of cities under corporate control and man and machine so closely integrated into a network referred to as "The Matrix." The film you're obviously thinking of now draws a lot on this book, but took it to new hights. The Matrix in this book is more akin to the internet, with gleaming towers of corporate databases and walls of 'ice' that must be cut through to get to the precious data inside. Case, a hacker 'cowboy' who'se lost his ability to jack in is swept back up into the data thieving world he once thrived on, but soon finds himself a well placed pawn in a much bigger plan. Excellent mind bending read.

Man Bethau Hwylus - Wil Sam

Welsh literature has not been a familiar presence for me since I left high school so I decided to give this book, a gift to me on my birthday I think, a go. It took a while to get my brain used to what I was reading, but I found the book pleasant and amusing. The title loses something in the translation, but is there to present a series of short reccolections from the life of a prominent Welsh language author. The story is pleasant as it doesn't attempt to be biographical or to show hoe it shaped the author's life, it is simply a collection of tales about things and people that come to his mind when thinking of the area he grew up and lived in. While it gave my brain a good workout I'm glad of the exercize and of the chance to read some real and amusing stories in my own language

Well that's you lot, or my lot I guess I should say. Well I've only to decide what to read next now!

Word of the post: Bypass –verb (used with object)

5.	to avoid (an obstruction, city, etc.) by following a bypass.

6.	to cause (fluid or gas) to follow a secondary pipe or bypass.

7.	to neglect to consult or to ignore the opinion or decision of: He bypassed the foreman and took his grievance straight to the owner.

Weekly Quote W/E 27/12/08

With it being Christmas I think I'm excused a postless week!

"Garnet is usually the one who writes stuff. Her writing's neater than mine. So often I get her to do my schoolwork. She doesn't mind.

Yes I do." - Double Act, Jacqueline Wilson

Weekly Quote - Festive Edition

This is an adaptation of a kid's Christmas carol that myself and a few friends wrote at school - enjoy!

"Syrthio lawr y grisiau
Presantau yn y tan
Santa wedi marw
Nadolig wedi canslo."

Translation? You'll have to ask...

Merry Christmas everyone!!

Fo 'Shizzle

In what seems like a never ending quest to humiliate myself (see number 23 from brighton post) I've decided to share another mostly thought based pastime of mine with the wider world (also known as Tim and Sam)

I'm quite a fan of using the 'izzle' suffix when thinking out things to say and then occasionally slipping it in to conversation. This doesn't stem from any real desire to be cool, but rather from the amusement of playing the kind of word game that I did as a kid, which is now culturally acceptable amongst the elitists of cool and 'ard who would never give the time of day to most of my other pastimes. The other thing I like about doing it is that I haven't got a clue what I'm doing.

A few of my favourite uses:

Chizzle my bizzle mizzle = Cheers, my best mate

Joe Bizzle in the Hizzle = Joe B in the House

I do like getting into more elongizzle and nonsencizzle sentizzles that confizzle most dizzles who hizzle them, which makes them more fizzle for mizzle ya dizzle? Here's some shizzle from Wikipizzle on the subjizzle...

"Izz" infix usage

Although there are no hard-and-fast rules governing its usage, in general, the izz infix technique is performed by inserting izz, usually after a word's last pre-vowel consonant in its final syllable without deleting any letters.

Examples: minute becomes minizzute, and Kazakhstan becomes Kazakhstizzan. One-syllable words generally translate better with this technique: cream becomes crizzeam, for example.

It can also be performed by inserting izz at the beginning of a lone vowel: A becomes Izza and O becomes Izzo. This specific technique is implemented in Jay-Z's song "Izzo (H.O.V.A.)" found on his album The Blueprint.

It can also be added onto the end of words, as in the phrase Fo' shizzle meaning for sure and televizzle meaning television.

Origins

The origins of '-iz' spawn from the postwar harlem renaissance when little black girls used to stand on the street and jump rope, making up nursery rhymes on the fly. Sometimes the words wouldn't fit the measure and so they would use '-iz', or doubling letters or syllables in words to make it fit the measure.

While Snoop Dogg and Jay-Z are credited for popularizing these techniques in the early 2000s, previous artists used them or similar forms earlier.

Shizzle

Shizzle is a rap slang word for "sure", coined by E-40 and popularized by rap star Snoop Dogg. It has been adopted by several rappers and reggae deejays and is commonly used as: fo' shizzle as in, "for sure", often paired with "my nizzle" as in, "my nigga". This pairing became popular after Snoop Dogg used it in his song, "What's My Name (Part 2)" on his Album Tha Last Meal. At the beginning of the song, Snoop talks over the beat:

Izzle kizzle, fo' shizzle

My nizzle, what you sizzle?

Fo' shizzle bizzle, ha ha

(Lyrics)

Snoop Dogg himself probably did not expect the phrase "Fo' shizzle my nizzle" to gain such popularity.^{[citation needed]} First, the phrase is broken by a long pause on the track itself, suggesting that Snoop himself considered "Izzle kizzle, fo' shizzle" to be one phrase ("It's okay, for sure") and "My nizzle, what you sizzle?" to be another ("My nigga, what you say?"). Snoop's laughter at the end of the blurb further suggests that the whole intro was just meant to be a joke, albeit one that caught on quite broadly.

A simple example is translating the word "house", to become "hizzouse".

An example of a sentence using this technique of slang is:

• This new doggyfizzle televizzle gon' be off the hizzle, fo shizzle.

• Translation: This new Snoop Dogg television show is going to be off the hook (meaning great), for sure.

The song Double Dutch Bus, written by Frankie Smith originally spawned the use of 'izzle' as a suffix for words. While used in its purest form and true meaning as listed above, izzle as a suffix was rarely used, with exceptions occurring in a song now and then.^{[verification needed]} But as the pop and rap scene grew increasingly successful, the phrase became quite popular.^{[verification needed]} Those who heard the phrase, not understanding its meaning, often misinterpreted it, and further spread it without fully understanding it.^{[verification needed]}

This has led to the use of Shizzle to mean "s***", in its slang form meaning "cool", to replace any noun in popular speech, much like "shizznit", as in "my shizzle's hella fizzle, yo." Such terms can be used in slightly more polite company, or to get past censors on TV or radio.

"Shizzle my Nizzle" has also become a popular phrase to express surprise in New Zealand, popularised by Glen Browne who is also the author of the wildly popular Diggy Dr Brzay's word of the Dzay

I think also that on of my biggest influences in liking this is the classic Orange cinema add with Snoop Dog himself going up against the Orange crew.

"Let's roll y'all" - love it!

Word of the post:Redundant –adjective

1. characterized by verbosity or unnecessary repetition in expressing ideas; prolix: a redundant style.
2. being in excess; exceeding what is usual or natural: a redundant part.

A perfect plate

BL06 AWW

Driving yesterday I was behind a car with this numberplate or something to a similar effect and thought it accurately summed up the home for this text you are now reading. Props to Sam for spotting it!

Word of the post: Nefarious - adjective

extremely wicked or villainous; iniquitous

Weekly Quote W/E 13/12/08

"If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until it gets so ugly you can hardly bear to look at it." - The Twits, Roald Dahl

I tried it

Don't worry it all still seems to be working...well give it 24 hours eh?

Word of the post: Clemency –noun, plural -cies.

1.	the quality of being clement; disposition to show forbearance, compassion, or forgiveness in judging or punishing; leniency; mercy.

2.	an act or deed showing mercy or leniency.

3.	(of the weather) mildness or temperateness.

Weekly Quote W/E 06/12/08

" 'I'm not going to run away' Stanley said.
' Good thinking' said Mr Sir. ' Nobody runs away from here. We don't need a fence. Know why? Because we've got the only water for a hundred miles. You want to run away? You'll be buzzard food in three days.' "- Holes, Louis Sachar